TEXAS IS BURNING WITH ELVIS!

Well hotter than a jalapeno in July, Texas has been taken by the King himself! It's similar to an old-timey rock and roll feast with every town lookin' slicker than a greased pig at the county fair. You can practically smell the peanut butter and banana sandwiches wafting in the air, y'all! Elvis fans have been swarmin' to Texas like it's Graceland